I haven’t blogged because I’ve been busy…


wearing drag complete with ‘stash


writing an article under my clever pen-name


baking & devouring funfetti cake



making a naked lady pregnant…. i mean a pregnant naked lady


and avoiding getting hit by a bus while taking a sick nasty photo


also i’ve been drinking a lot of chocolate milk and avoiding clipping my toenails.

in other news: rush limbaugh is mad dumb. nuff said. well, no, not nuff said, just let rachel explain it


and that sums up this half-assed blog post. you are now free to go back to untangling your earbuds.